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Tribal Health Depends Very Little on the Possession of a Tote Pump

It is the considered opinion of the research department of the C. R. S. T. Tribal Health Blog that the health of any tribe be it Iroquois or Sioux does not depend in any measurable function upon whether or not that particular tribe has a tote pump in its collective possession. This really should not be a surprise to anyone who reads this blog on a consistent basis. Tribal health depends on many things including diet, exercise, living conditions, mental state, sanitation and the like. This particular piece of equipment does not impact any of those factors in any real way as far as we can tell.

TRIBAL HEALTH IS INDEPENDENT OF TOTE PUMP POSSESSION

Therefore if we were to offer advice based on this finding it would basically come in two parts. Under the first part we would advise our readers that if they were thinking of purchasing this particular piece of equipment but were hesitating because they were uncertain as to the health effects that might occur based on that purchase, we would tell them to go ahead and make the purchase. Under the second part, if our readers already had this particular piece of equipment within their possession and were worried about the potential health effects we would advise those readers that there is no need to be worried about this.

In other words there is no connection (as far as we can tell based upon independent research) between the health of a tribe and their possession of this particular piece of equipment. Therefore whether or not a tribe owns this particular piece of equipment should in no way impact any of their health related decisions. That is to say that tribe members should make their health decisions independent of whether they own this particular piece of equipment.

Increasing Tribal Health Through the Use of a Tote Pump

Many tribes are augmenting their respective health through the implementation of a tote pump employing various strategies. One tribe in particular used this type of pump to take their temperature. When their temperature exceeded ninety-eight point six degrees Fahrenheit the tribe knew that their collective body was fighting a bacterium or virus. Another tribe reported to use a pump of this type by cooling it down in a refrigerator and then applying it to the collective forehead of the tribe as a means of relieving a tribal headache. Yet another tribe used this type of pump to extract chicken soup from an industrial drum in order to nourish the tribe as it recovered from the flu.

A TOTE PUMP BRINGS TRIBES BACK TO HEALTH

Because this type of pump has been used so successfully in this regard many tribes have raised this pump to totem status. It is no coincidence that tote and totem share a common root word. Once a tribe has been restored to proper health it can then proceed to perform its daily activities as it normally would. Sickness of course is no laughing matter. This becomes more and more true as tribes age and their collective bodies are not as resilient than they were in their younger days.

A healthy tribe is a happy tribe. And a happy tribe is a well functioning tribe. And a well functioning tribe is a tribe that gets the job done. It is for this reason and this reason alone that any implement that can be used to increase the health of a tribe is an implement that can be used for the tribe to get the job done. As we have already established, this type of pump has been used for this purpose successfully by numerous tribes and that is the reason why we celebrate this particular implement in this very blog post.