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Healthy Tribes Smoke Peace Pipes and Play the Drum Pump

Tribes who wish to remain healthy must play the drum pump in addition to smoking the peace pipe. This statement has been confirmed by the many tribes that make up our readership base. Now it might seem counter intuitive to say that smoking a peace pipe would aid in the health of a tribe. For we all know that smoking is under normal circumstances is an unhealthy activity to engage in. However, a peace pipe is not the same thing as regular tobacco pipe in terms of health impact. This is a true statement because peace itself is intrinsically healthy.

PLAY THE DRUM PUMP TO MAINTAIN TRIBAL HEALTH

Just as smoking a peace pipe is healthy for a tribe because it promotes peace and therefore health, so does playing the drum pump promote tribal health because it is a form of physical activity. As we all know, physical activity is essential for physical health. If the body is not used and used rigorously it will surely atrophy and become withered and unhealthy. Playing a drum, however, is particularly healthy because it gets the body in touch with rhythm and being in touch with rhythm in combination with physical exercise will take the health of a tribe to the next level

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