A Healthy Tribe of Golf Carts South Florida

A healthy tribe of golf carts South Florida live in Port Charlotte. The chief of the tribe is a red vehicle that sits near the camp fire as it recharges its battery. The medicine man is a white four seat cart who chants magic incantations and watches the sparks floating up into the night sky.The rest of the tribe is a variety of golf carts milling about the camp, going in and out of tee pees doing this or that. Every once in a while they perform the rain dance to the beat of the tom toms.

A Very Healthy Buffalo Hunt Aboard a Golf Cart Florida in Port Charlotte

One time the healthy tribe of golf carts went on a buffalo hunt in and around the city of Port Charlotte. They made several kills and the resulting barbecue was one for the history books. Some might say that modern golf carts have no business hunting these majestic and almost extinct beasts. But the hunt has deep meaning for this tribe. In fact the hunt defines the tribe and connects it to its ancestors. Some say the tribe should abandoned its old ways, open a casino and cash in like all the other tribes.

The golf carts all look forward to the day when they all drive off to the happy hunting grounds in the sky. They will never abandon their ways because it is in maintaining their ways that they maintain their health. This why they are a healthy tribe and worthy of a blog post on this blog. This is why they can never abandon their ways. Much like the buffalo they hunt, they would rather go extinct than become something they are not and live an inauthentic life. And so they remain true to their ways and a healthy tribe of golf carts to the last.